♡ The food journey towards chronic illness ♡

Ugh once again I am sickeningly full! Full to the brim (lol reminds me of that Jessica Malboy song, so flipping good. Gonna go home and listen to that now haha)
After work my parents took me to Conrad Jupiters Casino and instead of breaking my heart and wallet, I decided to put my money to better use, for my taste buds that is, not so much for my belly. I'm expanding by the minute, soon I'm gonna have to trade in my shorts for mum jeans, my skinny jeans for sweat pants, and my skirts for overalls.
For four people we got a Beef Burger w/chips and a Club Sandwich w/chips. That makes it sounds a whole lot better when I say it was for four people. But if we're being honest, I had the whole beef burger to myself and ate half the plate of chips ＿|￣|○ and before devouring that, I engulfed a plate of cheese and crackers... like a lot.
Regrets ensue quickly after and my mind set of dieting quickly dissipates. Diets can go SUCK IT! yeahhh I'm just gonna continue to gain weight at a alarming rate until I'm too heavy, big, and FAT to even be on the television show; biggest loser. When that day comes, I'm hoping euthanasia is legal and I would be eligible, who am I kidding, I'd definitely be eligible. Or plan B: rely on my friends to purchase a bazooka and bazooka the crap outta me. Why a bazooka? Well cause bazookas are freaking cool, I wanna kick this mortal coil in a firry blaze, and because a bazooka, next to a nuclear bomb or my own farts, might be the only thing by then to actually be able to take me out. I'm guessing a nuclear bomb may be a tad difficult to obtain considering the government may consider it a national threat but then again my overwhelming size would be too. And my farts that are pretty par and par with a nuclear bomb, a nuclear bomb being less deadly and easier to contain. Well by the time I reach the size I'm imaging, I don't think the gaseous excretion would even make it over my protective seeping fat rolls. The only way would be to contain the 'funk' and climb my quick-sand-like legs, rock climb my rock hard 6-pack abs that's cover by jello like blubber, get past months old leftovers that's crusted under my armpits, try not to get sucked in by the invisible neck and vortex like nostrils. Once reaching the nostrils, you'd have to release the 'funk' and hopefully not die from the scent yourself. So yeahhh, I'd go with bazooka.
Food makes me go on tangents and talk about weird crap lol so let's not listen to me anymore.
I'm gonna go eat another chip now.
I just ate another chip.
Bigger and bigger and biggerrr.
From this ' 。' to this 'ε=ε=ε=◎' the double circle for the seeping rolls and the backwards three represent the deadly 'funk'

♡ NOTD ♡

Sportsgirl's Oasis

♡ Ekktastic ♡

 First time going to the Ekka 
Woop Woop!
Had a pretty epic strawberry ice-cream and kiddy rides filled day with Miss 'Meng-Hsi Lo' aka Kristy.

Updated: More pictures ^^ ♡ Salad and Fondue Video Finally

So the reason for the delay in uploading this video is because my stupid program decided to be stupid. It wouldn't let me add captions and because I really wanted captions, I kept putting it off hoping that eventually it would start working again. It didn't. 

I hate to say this but I was defeated by a computer program  and I gave up.

I got to a point where I thought that this video was pointless and honestly didn't need to exist let alone be uploaded. 

But I'm gonna upload it anyway... without caption :( You may enjoy it, you may not, meh! 

♡ Salad and Fondue ♡

My current food obsession is salad, particularly smoked salmon salad. I've been eating the same salad for days now, I just keep making it again and again. I love this stuff! This might not seem too bad but its not exactly a healthy salad lol kinda defeats the purpose.. ooops :P
I like drench my salad with dressing and I eat large bowels at a time. 
I might have a salad problem... awkies 

Other than stuffing my face with fatty salad, I indulged one night in chocolate fondue. I recently discovered my fondue set which I've had for well over 3 years, not being used once since receiving it as a gift. And I put it to good use, not so good for my pudge but very good for my taste buds ;P  

Guess what! I filmed it all! Woop Woop for vlogging haha. So I'm almost done editing that video and will be posting it superrr soon. But in the mean time I shall leave you with some preview pics. Enjoy! :)

Owie I got a booboo

I somehow managed to get boiling water on my butt.That was literally my reaction.
Let's just say it wasn't a pleasant experience. I now have a red patch on my left butt cheek and ice cubes wrapped in a paper towel trying to lessen the pain. 
While this ice does it's magic, I am eating cake and editing videos and pictures for the next blog post. 
So be excited because I am 
mmmh cake 

Hopefully I get this video out in time before I get crazy bombarded with uni and socializing and procrastinating and eating and sleeping. I feel so busy this month and it's only going to get more hectic. I only just recently finished one exam then went to a friends birthday dinner, still haven't found time or have a clue what to buy her. Then I went to the Ekka which is like a carnival thing in Brisbane. Then I have two assignments due soon. Plus there are three other friends birthday's on the way. One of which I had to unfortunately reject due to assignments, another I'm turning up late to because of work and the other I honestly am so not bothered since I also have work that night, then I have to travel for 1hr and 30mins up to Brisbane and shake my booty in the club, but I feel obligated since she is such a lovely girl. I don't even know what to get those girls either, let only where to get the money from since I've already spent over $100 at the Ekka and dinner in Brisbane. On top of all that stress of uni and friends and money, my weight has seriously felt the effects all this outing food. I just weighted myself tonight, and I know you shouldn't go by what the scales say at night and check in the morning but I wanted to see how heavy I am after a whole day of eating and boy have I packed on the pounds. I've gained 1.5 extra kilos. The thing about my weight is that I fluctuate a lot between 3 numbers. This time I've gain 1.5kg over the higher end of my fluctuation. This is the heaviest I've ever been. I never thought I would surpass the high point of my fluctuation but I proved myself wrong. It is time for an intervention and a hard core one at that. I'm gonna check my weight in the morning and hopefully be less heavy. But whatever the outcome is on the scale tomorrow morning, I am going to make some serious diet changes. Now I know what you're thinking, "it's probably that cake you're eating" yes it is but I can't put all blame on the cake. This was a cumulative process. I had stopped caring about my weight, stopped checking the scales and I just let my weight slide these last few weeks. You'll also see some bad habit eating in the next video I post haha But too late now. I can't dwell in the decisions of my past that have led me to this point of regret, I can only go on from here and undo or better yet, change the outcomes of now.  

♡ Day-2-Night ♡

So the reason for my absent blogging is because I had a mid-sem exam on the Saturday that just past. The majority of my time was gone into studying or as I would like to call it, procrastinating. 

I know what your thinking "an exam, on a Saturday?! and only three weeks into the semester?!". My reaction too. Trust me, this wasn't by choice.   Curse you university!

After the exam, I had work, then I had a birthday dinner to go to. So I was pretty busy and I was running on a 'double hit' of V (the energy drink) and 9hrs of sleep, which also wasn't by choice. I would have woken up ridiculously early like 3-4-5am to cram in a mountain load of content but I had taken some flu/cold medication before bed and I was unbelievable drowsy. 

Anyway, after taking all of this mornings/yesterday's morning to recover, I spent the rest of the day/night taking and editing pictures. 

So here is my outfit for the horrendous day I had to face yesterday.

 How cute is this top!!! eeep!! I came downstair in the morning all tired and drowsy, then I saw this vibrant lime green top and instantly I was excited and joyous. So I went to my mother and woke her up (oops :p) and asked her if it was for me or her. She said it was for her to which I replied "It's not for me?"She gave it to me ^^ hehehe

I paired the knit top with my leopard print jeans and white flats.

I really didn't have that much time to change into a whole new outfit after work for dinner so I converted my day outfit into night. Fun fact: I had to get changed in the car. I'm not sure if it was more awkward for me or the people walking by. 

I kept the top as the centre piece and changed up my bottom half. I also kept the accessories the same through out the day, which you can't see in the day pictures but just take my word for it. 

The dress code for dinner was casual dressy/evening wear, so I wore a leather skirt under the knit and threw on a pair of stockings, then popped some booties on my footies :P

 And now... 

♡ My Face! ♡